what happens when i have too long a conversation with dates-with-cas
Sam and Dean are out shopping. they get to the milk and Sam casually says
Dean turns to Sam with a shocked look “what? no. no way.”
"who told you? they were lying. was it Cas? dammit i told him not to mention it. it was one time, it doesn’t mean anything. ok. well. maybe it happened a few times, but it wasn’t gay, man. it was an experiment. for science. yea. ok, you know what, fine. yea. you gonna be like that, yes. i’m a little gay for Cas. but only Cas. ok, maybe i checked out that soldier on the way in here, but i just like the uniform, ok? god dammit Sammy why do you have to press at me so damn hard?!?"
Sam blinks at him and slowly points to the milk
"ok, we can get 2 percent then…."